Wednesday, June 6, 2018

ITS A MATCH

DIARY OF A FAT GIRL

Hi,
Diary

Today something different happened, yeah I know you are thinking that i got a pizza instead of some green vegetables. No it's not like that although that would also be nice, but someone asked me out today.
I mean guys ask girls out now and then, but here I am talking about me a 100kgs mess overlapped in tons and tons of skin layer.

As these are last days of college life, so my friends and I all decide to play truth and dare, yeah I know you are thinking that what type of Truth a fat girl will have that she didn't date anyone and all that haha very funny

But it was not like that, anyway back to the game. At some point of the time obviously bottle pointed at me and I chose dare.
Thats where I did wrong or may be even right, I guess that's what destiny will decide.
My devilish friends can't think of anything else than giving me a dare to install TINDER. CAN YOU BELIEVE TINDER ! See tinder is somewhat like a platform where different people come with different hopes, mostly for sex or like a fling or something.
And Dumb girls like me who haven't even talked to the guys yet got stuck in this mess, but I thought why not fake in front of them to make an id and then delete it forever so that no one should know the presence of a girl who just likes to be with herself. What a plan I thought, but tell me when is the time when fortune was with me. So I did all verification  and other necessary stuff and
BAM! Here I am in this fake world of tinder.
After this everyone forgot that some game was even going on. Maybe now my mobile phone and that site was the favourite game for them.
Without even asking my permission they swiped right or left, See this world of tinder could be very fascinating but real life is just opposite of this.
Now comes the most difficult task of all, that is to put a profile picture. Every girl is so confident about herself, I am also confident though its in my dream land.
Anyway they just took my photograph from facebook in which my face was visible, yeah like who would like to see the tons of flesh. AND AT LAST ITS CREATED.
After many swipes right and left without my concern when they got bored they gave me my boring life back with just one thing sparkled upon tinder.
And as you see no one loves a girl who is fat, confused and puzzled.
The ideal defination of a girl is to be 28-26-28 or whatever these numbers are.
With my initial plan to delete the app I took my backpack and went to home.
Following my old mundane routine and then just like bollywood dramatic scene I heard the message tone of my mobile phone the chime that brighten up my rest of the day
The message that displayed was

IT'S A MATCH ♥️

7 comments:

  1. Waiting for complete series.
    -hims

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  2. Hahha...you described it amazingly. ❤️
    And bdw thank you for that idea of giving dare. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

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  3. Wow!! U just described it wondrous πŸ˜‡πŸ€— keep growing gal

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  4. Love it.. Described it in the amazing. ❤

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